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Why would we want to come and watch you, you feckin numpty?

I'm stuck with the brother in law on Friday evening after dropping our wives off at the Winter Gardens. Are there any pubs with live bands on so I don't have to listen to him talking shit for 2 hours? Thanks

Steve McMahon

Good debut.

Dobbie with GB as #2

I'm surprised noone has mentioned Bailey School in Fleetwood. A few sadists there. Charlie Hampson, English teacher, caned me as an 11 year old for writing with my left hand every time he saw me. It gave me a stutter as a youngster. I should have told my dad.

If my wife complains about cold, I get her doing Star Jumps and Burpees for 15 minutes. That keeps her quiet. 😁

I took a detainee down there to do a 3 month stretch after going AWOL. He went down there as a flabby and unfit airman Came back as Ironman. Did him good.

I once came home when a match was on tv, near half time. I asked her to rewind it but not tell me the score. She replied, it's ok, there isn't any. 😞

Another for Ron Stuart 1961. Home defeat to Spurs with Mackay and Blanchflower. Think it was 1-2 or 1-3. I was 9.

I used to know Billy Robson and Iain Hesford quite well. Had a few drinks with them in the Rossall Tavern. You could worse than have those two alongside you in a ruck. Only ever saw Billy drink orange juice as he was always driving his Capri, but Iain liked a pint or 3. RIP to both good lads.

If he puts Grimshaw between the posts against Burnley, he's throwing him under the bus.

Allez! Have you not yet got over your boyfriend running off with that Cod lad?

I'm confident. I've put a score on for a win.

S'oton 1 down.

2 words... The 2nd is off!

Hull down to 10 men as well.

If he keeps pool in the Championship, job done.

Buckingham Palace. Still awaiting my invitation.