Where’s Captain Bozo?

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Anybody thought to look in the fridge, or maybe a ditch? come out Boris there’s a Country to run and our death rate from this virus is now second only to USA! Not good.
 
Wizaard said:
Dark nights start drawing in in 7 weeks time, so if you take that as midsummer rather than the start of summer...
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Day length has nothing to do with the seasons. If 21 June is midsummer then summer ends early August? Google it - summer starts 20 June.
 
Wizaard said:
He's already said he'd not take any.
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That’s not true. Bozo has said he will be taking his paternity leave, but just not yet; he will wait a few weeks or months. He’s probably waiting for some nice hot weather to swan about the Chequers gardens, Pimms in hand. . That does not explain his many recent absences though.
 
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That’s not true. Bozo has said he will be taking his paternity leave, but just not yet; he will wait a few weeks or months. He’s probably waiting for some nice hot weather to swan about the Chequers gardens, Pimms in hand. . That does not explain his many recent absences though.
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Correct and to be honest very poor form from someone who should be focused on leading the country
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Instead of clapping him, we should be holding him to account. It is becoming increasingly clear that we were much too late in taking decisive lock down measures, building up stocks of PPE and capacity to test. Instead, he was attending a rugby match at Twickenham on 7 March and seen shaking hands with other spectators! A comprehensive review when this is all over will, in my opinion, reveal many shortcomings in his leadership.
 
Bozo & his Eton bum chums are probably still working their way through that case of Dom Perignon that landed on his doorstep last week. He might have sobered up in time to make another Churchillian speech on Sunday 🤣
 
EPM46 said:
Instead of clapping him, we should be holding him to account. It is becoming increasingly clear that we were much too late in taking decisive lock down measures, building up stocks of PPE and capacity to test. Instead, he was attending a rugby match at Twickenham on 7 March and seen shaking hands with other spectators! A comprehensive review when this is all over will, in my opinion, reveal many shortcomings in his leadership.
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Yer not allowed to say that! Everything’s fine, hmmm. that rings a bell.
 
EPM46 said:
Instead of clapping him, we should be holding him to account. It is becoming increasingly clear that we were much too late in taking decisive lock down measures, building up stocks of PPE and capacity to test. Instead, he was attending a rugby match at Twickenham on 7 March and seen shaking hands with other spectators! A comprehensive review when this is all over will, in my opinion, reveal many shortcomings in his leadership.
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Well it's one of thousands of questions that we need answering.
 
TwelveAngryMen said:
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That’s not true. Bozo has said he will be taking his paternity leave, but just not yet; he will wait a few weeks or months. He’s probably waiting for some nice hot weather to swan about the Chequers gardens, Pimms in hand. . That does not explain his many recent absences though.
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Correct and to be honest very poor form from someone who should be focused on leading the country
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No need to worry. He’s only the monkey, the organ grinder is busy.
 
You can absolutely bet that when the terms of reference are drawn up for any Public Inquiry that there will be no reference to individuals and all decisions will be referred to as collective by the government. And Bozo will have his month off sick as an alibi for a lot of them.

Do we think Cummings will be a key witness? Well, he should be, but he refused to turn up for questioning by the Parliamentary Digital, Culture, Media and Sport Committee, and was found to be in contempt of Parliament.
 
It’s all unraveling now,the term “unprecedented “ is now looking like a weak excuse for underwhelming action even after the virus had started to show its intent! and yet people still think this Government have handled this well. Too little, too late.
 
Any 'terms of reference' for the Public Inquiry should be drawn up and overseen by an independent and neutral body to guarantee and ensure fair mindedness and it's integrity remaining intact. That cannot be guaranteed by any body or organisation from this country. Switerland or Sweden would instil confidence in all fair minded people and it's finding carrying gravitas..
 
I reckon he's still really ill. He looked terrible last Sunday wheezing and panting his way through another load of half measures.

I'd say he's inactive and they are putting a lid on it.
 
Kurtan said:
Respect our glorious leader please.
Didn’t you see the tweet of the beautiful get well card sent to him by a small child.
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I saw that as a headline tweet on BBC politics twitter.
What I didn't see there was that our death toll has now overtaken Italy as the worst in Europe.
Speaking truth unto power seems to be out of fashion it seems.
 
He'll be flat on his back somewhere, thinking up some amusing references to alps, mountains, pastures, sunlit downlands, dappled forests .... for his next idiotic speech.

Or reading a comic where the hero of the world (guess who?) wrestles a nasty virus (yup) to the floor, saves the day and flies off (to Chequers presumably) with his young nubile maiden (sorted already) and his brood of offspring (he'll need some kind of minibus) ....

Come on Bozo, get yer ass in gear.
 
He’s widely regarded as being a lazy individual. Aptly illustrated by his inaction in early March!
 
Not many jumping on here to stick up for good Ol Boris. Come on lads, ain't he doing well??
 
I see Hancock has referred to the Neil Ferguson imbroglio as a matter for the police. I guess his modelling of death numbers was throwing up lots of problems for the government in lifting lockdown and he conveniently walked in front of the bus they threw him under. It’s amazing how the Telegraph got such a detailed and salacious story, isn’t it?
 
He's actually still quite unwell but don't let that stop some of you sticking the boot in you sad fuckers. How do I know this? because I know one of the senior team who were part of the treatment team at St Thomas's. He was very ill in hospital and it takes a long time to recover from the virus and the damage caused to the lungs and other organs it affects, so maybe he is taking it easy on specialists instructions?

Some of you need to back off with your cruel agenda driven bollocks it doesn't do you any favours at all.
 
I don’t quite get that point. If he can’t perform his duties fully as PM because of long-term illness, then why does he not resign? That’s not personal, it’s just putting the country before self.

It’s said that FDR’s illness and decline from late 1944 until his death in April 1945 meant that Joe Stalin ran rings around him, and much of Eastern Europe came under Soviet control for 45 years because of that. Churchill wanted Poland in the West because we went to war to protect their independence and he felt that a weak FDR betrayed him on that. Anyway, enough of the war analogies.
 
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Watchin pmq now, he doesn’t look well does he? , also don’t they spout some shite, it’s just repetitive and generally speaking the bleeding obvious 😷
 
Archibald Knox said:
I don’t quite get that point. If he can’t perform his duties fully as PM because of long-term illness, then why does he not resign? That’s not personal, it’s just putting the country before self.

It’s said that FDR’s illness and decline from late 1944 until his death in April 1945 meant that Joe Stalin ran rings around him, and much of Eastern Europe came under Soviet control for 45 years because of that. Churchill wanted Poland in the West because we went to war to protect their independence and he felt that a weak FDR betrayed him on that. Anyway, enough of the war analogies.
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He's recovering from a serious, life threatening illness and he needs to take things easy. He isn't going to die, but it is not a quick recovery to full health.
 
He looked very nervous at PMQs and Starmer skewered him more than once. Johnson was confused, stuttering, self-contradictory and not in charge of his brief - I had to laugh out loud when he said that now is not the time for comparisons with other countries only for Starmer to show him a graph of exactly that from err. last night's government news conference. The comparison with Starmer's cool, clear and forensic approach is stark. The only time he looked relaxed was when he was given a full-toss by a Conservative about a food bank bus and he tried to tell a few funnies.
It seems that the clown act will not suffice in times of a national crisis - you can't bluster your way out of thousands of unnecessary deaths. I am not surprised he wants to take paternity leave, this is going to get worse for him. He is certainly not a statesman.
 
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He's actually still quite unwell but don't let that stop some of you sticking the boot in you sad fuckers. How do I know this? because I know one of the senior team who were part of the treatment team at St Thomas's. He was very ill in hospital and it takes a long time to recover from the virus and the damage caused to the lungs and other organs it affects, so maybe he is taking it easy on specialists instructions?

Some of you need to back off with your cruel agenda driven bollocks it doesn't do you any favours at all.
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Oh and by the way, I have no agenda. I am not a labour voter, and were Corbyn leading this we would already have been doomed.

Cruel. Nope not having that either. Boris has my sympathy on a personal level, he's been through a tough time. However ..... this guy is directly responsible for the future of this country and everyone in it. At the moment I'd rather have Starmer to be honest.
 
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