Ugly Footballers

Wouldn't get sick of smacking Pogba's face.
Although it looks like many have beaten me to it.
Ian Dowie & Carlton Palmer usually appeared on these lists.
 
Arthur Graham. End of thread.

Although David Moyes in his early days was one to frighten the kids.
 
Definitely not the ugliest but deserves an honourable mention for this classic interview line:

Interviewer: "What would you have been if you weren't a footballer, Peter?"
Peter Crouch: "A virgin"
 
Whereas this board is, of course, only inhabited by people with charm and good looks.

Get the mirrors out fellas😱
 
Frank Ribery. Great player. Looks not so great. Nickname was Frankenstein I believe

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Davey Dodds.
When he played in the 80s supporters of his team ( Aberdeen I think) used to sing " Davey Dodds, elephant man"
 
As Peter Crouch implied whatever your looks fame and fortune are enough to attract plenty of female admirers.

So that`s obviously where I slipped up!
 
That little prick who plays up front for the nobbers is a weird looking thing.....

Would never tire of my 6 iron making contact with his face......

Is it maguire or whatever he may be called......

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Memories of the Figurine Pannini stickers of the Seventies, and as an avid collector, apart from the difficulty in obtaining the Hearts club badge, the thing that comes back to mind most was the size of many players hooter's.

God they were enormous. And it meant that very few were what my mum supportively used to refer to as an oil painting.

Roger Osborne at Ipswich stood out, in more ways than one, as a good example.
 
CGP1 said:
Memories of the Figurine Pannini stickers of the Seventies, and as an avid collector, apart from the difficulty in obtaining the Hearts club badge, the thing that comes back to mind most was the size of many players hooter's.

God they were enormous. And it meant that very few were what my mum supportively used to refer to as an oil painting.

Roger Osborne at Ipswich stood out, in more ways than one, as a good example.
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Eric Gates was the ugliest Ipswich player
 
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Davey Dodds.
When he played in the 80s supporters of his team ( Aberdeen I think) used to sing " Davey Dodds, elephant man"
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Play golf at the same club as him and was speaking with him a few weeks ago. Still considered an ugly sod even by himself.image.png
 
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