OT £115,000 for life -Liz Truss

Small change compared to the amount she'll earn from book deals and after dinner events. I mean I can't imagine who would pay to buy her book or listen to her but they do walk amongst us. 😁
 
She'll do speeches... though I don't think she'll command the £120k that Boris got for doing one recently..😬
 
Small change compared to the amount she'll earn from book deals and after dinner events. I mean I can't imagine who would pay to buy her book or listen to her but they do walk amongst us. 😁
she'll be doing birthday messages for 50 quid a pop within 12 months, bit like her brexit hero

what can she do, goes back to being an MP, there is no way that she could attain any ministerial position, sit on the back benches but she surely wont survive the next election.

ok she was an accountant before. but in reality she will have to go into some big faceless organisation where nobody knows her, because who would want to work with her, or if you had to work with her who could resist taking the piss . . . . . continually.

Her backers have spent millions to get that "economic" plan into play and it immediately went tits up, so I cant see any of them employing her, its just too embarrassing, maybe become a lobbyist but she has the persuasive powers of a sea cucumber asking to be eaten - raw.

Media commentator - maybe GB news or whatever its called? maybe - "A Trussed up world and other fantasies" every Tuesday night where she does low grade (very low grade) political commentary whilst dressed as a bondage queen.

A stint on "I'm a celebrity" with the 1922 committee petitioning to keep her on a desert island, or maybe come dancing, where she display a widely known talent for falling over and breaking things, but at least this time not the UK economy.

write a book - my time in office - one of those books you buy for little kids made in thick laminated cardboard to repel vomit and other sticky stuff, that cost fifteen quid. its mostly pictures and about 12 pages long, should appeal to a certain type of Tory that are hard of understanding. I'm not sure there's enough material to fill 12 pages though,

Plucky Liz got elected taking over from Boris the marginally house trained baboon - plucky Liz hid with her friend Kwami, and they came up with a plan - it wasn't a very good plan - in fact it was a really bad plan a bit like expecting pink unicorns to deliver fairy dust - mean people cancelled some of her plan because they knew fairy dust and pink unicorns weren't real - so she threw her friend Kwarmi under a bus - Jeremy came and sat next to her - Jeremy was a c*** even the BBC says so; quite often - Jeremy the c*** cancelled all of her plans - then a bitch called Suella called her names and said she was going to sit elsewhere - Liz promised not to change - but the very next day Liz had to leave - people were happy Liz had left and seemingly the marginally house trained baboon was coming to sit with Jeremy the c*** and everyone lived happily ever after in a cardboard box under a bridge - except the people who paid to get Boris the marginally house trained baboon and Plucky Liz elected - they had a big house on Tufton street.

 
Spending any time listening to Liz Truss is a pain. She has absolutely no warmth or euphoniousness in her voice. She's a hectoring Thatcher wannabe.
When you think about it how did she rise any higher than local Councillor!
We should also remember that it was Boris Johnson who brought this untalented mob of Truss, Coffey, Rees Mogg and others to the national stage and now he is being touted as the next PM. He was terrible a few months ago but the new northern Tory MPs think he will keep them in good pay and benefits for a few more years. I hope the people of the North have now been made fully aware that Johnson and the Tories are incapable and uninterested in levelling up.
 
All former prime ministers get 24/7 personal protection from armed police officers till they pop their clogs though they can refuse this entitlement if so desired. Must cost a few bob to provide that.
 
Yes this is just what the country needs , a lying corrupt disingenuous narcissistic devious arrogant entitled incompetent selfish self centred, racist, cruel charlatan. Country has been completely bankrupted by these clowns, so come on why is Boris the man to come in and sort the mess out. Don't forget his own party wanted him out. The reputation of this sceptered Isle is down the toilet we need somebody that the rest of the world and the electorate can respect.
 
Yes this is just what the country needs , a lying corrupt disingenuous narcissistic devious arrogant entitled incompetent selfish self centred, racist, cruel charlatan. Country has been completely bankrupted by these clowns, so come on why is Boris the man to come in and sort the mess out. Don't forget his own party wanted him out. The reputation of this sceptered Isle is down the toilet we need somebody that the rest of the world and the electorate can respect.
That rules out the Tory party, they got rid of the few decent ones!!
 
she'll be doing birthday messages for 50 quid a pop within 12 months, bit like her brexit hero

what can she do, goes back to being an MP, there is no way that she could attain any ministerial position, sit on the back benches but she surely wont survive the next election.

ok she was an accountant before. but in reality she will have to go into some big faceless organisation where nobody knows her, because who would want to work with her, or if you had to work with her who could resist taking the piss . . . . . continually.

Her backers have spent millions to get that "economic" plan into play and it immediately went tits up, so I cant see any of them employing her, its just too embarrassing, maybe become a lobbyist but she has the persuasive powers of a sea cucumber asking to be eaten - raw.

Media commentator - maybe GB news or whatever its called? maybe - "A Trussed up world and other fantasies" every Tuesday night where she does low grade (very low grade) political commentary whilst dressed as a bondage queen.

A stint on "I'm a celebrity" with the 1922 committee petitioning to keep her on a desert island, or maybe come dancing, where she display a widely known talent for falling over and breaking things, but at least this time not the UK economy.

write a book - my time in office - one of those books you buy for little kids made in thick laminated cardboard to repel vomit and other sticky stuff, that cost fifteen quid. its mostly pictures and about 12 pages long, should appeal to a certain type of Tory that are hard of understanding. I'm not sure there's enough material to fill 12 pages though,

Plucky Liz got elected taking over from Boris the marginally house trained baboon - plucky Liz hid with her friend Kwami, and they came up with a plan - it wasn't a very good plan - in fact it was a really bad plan a bit like expecting pink unicorns to deliver fairy dust - mean people cancelled some of her plan because they knew fairy dust and pink unicorns weren't real - so she threw her friend Kwarmi under a bus - Jeremy came and sat next to her - Jeremy was a c*** even the BBC says so; quite often - Jeremy the c*** cancelled all of her plans - then a bitch called Suella called her names and said she was going to sit elsewhere - Liz promised not to change - but the very next day Liz had to leave - people were happy Liz had left and seemingly the marginally house trained baboon was coming to sit with Jeremy the c*** and everyone lived happily ever after in a cardboard box under a bridge - except the people who paid to get Boris the marginally house trained baboon and Plucky Liz elected - they had a big house on Tufton street.

And don’t forget opening pork markets in Beijing
 
Yes this is just what the country needs , a lying corrupt disingenuous narcissistic devious arrogant entitled incompetent selfish self centred, racist, cruel charlatan. Country has been completely bankrupted by these clowns, so come on why is Boris the man to come in and sort the mess out. Don't forget his own party wanted him out. The reputation of this sceptered Isle is down the toilet we need somebody that the rest of the world and the electorate can respect.
Don’t forget Johnson supported Truss for leader and she had made her policies quite clear. It must follow then that he supports her policies and make no mistake he will go down the same route. He will just be more devious about it. Let’s face it we wasn’t averse to bunging his cronies the odd few million of taxpayers money via dubious contracts.
 
Don’t forget Johnson supported Truss for leader and she had made her policies quite clear. It must follow then that he supports her policies and make no mistake he will go down the same route. He will just be more devious about it. Let’s face it we wasn’t averse to bunging his cronies the odd few million of taxpayers money via dubious contracts.
He'll go down the most expedient route that works well for Boris. Nothing else matters.

Self, self, self.
 
We should also remember that it was Boris Johnson who brought this untalented mob of Truss, Coffey, Rees Mogg and others to the national stage
Truss served under both Cameron and May in reasonably senior roles.
 
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