o/t Cruel/Amusing 50th B'day Present

[ParkerAteMyKebab]

So my Brother in Law is 50 next week and is having a big party and whilst I'll leave the wife to buy something nice, as he is a PNE fan I was trying to think of an amusing gift for him to open at his party. I know AVFTT'ers have a fabulous sinister streak and so all suggestions welcome!

 

[fcblackpool]

So my Brother in Law is 50 next week and is having a big party and whilst I'll leave the wife to buy something nice, as he is a PNE fan I was trying to think of an amusing gift for him to open at his party. I know AVFTT'ers have a fabulous sinister streak and so all suggestions welcome!

For one Christmas we went round to my SIL's for the afternoon and her twa, err spouse is one of those and his bra, err, kid. So we were welcomed in, took off our coats to reveal our 4 all had BLACKPOOL ARE SUPERIOR t shirts on with the tower badge and Preston 1 Blackpool 2.

How we laughed, not him though.

You could go for a blow up PL trophy- closest he'll get.

Blackpool Monopoly maybe.

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

A tangerine bowler hat for Gentry day

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Buy him nothing, he made his choice.

 

[Sooty59]

A ticket to watch the Pool.

 

[BFC4EVA]

Blackpool cup and scarf

 

[HighfieldSeasider]

Contact the club and get a birthday message saying he's a huge Seasider put in the programme with a picture of him and a shout out over the tannoy at half time. Present him with the programme. Forever in black and white, a bit like the Knobbers success as a club.

 

[CGP1]

Search diligently across the cruising websites, and send him the one that advertises a dream holiday on its premier ship.

With a note to say you're not going on this one either. Then remind him that it's not every supporter who could receive the same message twice.

 

[Satriale's Pork Store]

You could prolong the ####'s suffering and renew his s/t for next season!

 

[TangerinePeel]

Blackpool FC 09/10 season review

Be nice for him on his half century to finally witness a successful promotion campaign to the Premier League, even it is through the medium of DVD!

 

[TangerineBear]

Buy something nice for the house like a clock, ornament etc. And get it engraved somewhere not obvious blackpool are superior or something. He'll love it and never know his house has been infiltrated.

 

[seasiderjohn]

Get your fathers GUN

 

[tangerine_neil]

A fly past

 

[Curryman]

How about a club autograph book and pen signed by as many Pool fans as possible, and get him something that he will enjoy once he's over the embarrassment of the first gift.

 

[Delfino]

Book him a hotel in Wembley for the play off final

 

[fcblackpool]

Book him a hotel in Wembley for the play off final

Best idea yet!!

Get full cancellation.

 

[Costero Poderoso]

a table with a very large hole in it and a pne dressed action man teetering on the edge of the hole

 

[Gods honest truth]

The Nolan’s Blackpool song and play it at his party .

 

[tigger]

Get him a copy of The Away Supporters Guide……. and rip out chapter one (Premiership grounds)
Leave in L1 and L2 as they’re more likely to come in useful

 

[April13th1970]

 

[April13th1970]

Borrow his car and get him a speeding ticket, it's the only way he'll see three points this side of Christmas