Nobbers end of season capitulation ..

It would but it’s not the Bridesmaids way is it?

They get all ‘dolled’ up for a big night out and look pretty good upto about 9pm. Then rejections start to happen. Those that showed interest leave and go home early not to be seen until the next night.
Their dancing then starts to look all disjointed and they start blaming it on the music.

By 11pm it’s not looking good at all, arguing with their friends, several trips and falls and surrounded by the wife and her more exciting pals.

By the end of the night she’s crying in the corner on her own and has spent a ton of cash for what was another rubbish and ruined night. Taxi home to stare at that magnolia ceiling and avoid her amorous brother.
 
the_dog said:
.. wouldn't it be joyous if they continued that form next season!
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Meanwhile you lot languish in league 1 for another season with a manager the large majority of the fan base want out. Your best players (Rhodes and Dembele) will return to their parent clubs and you’ll have to rebuild again.You might want to look a bit closer to home before taking the piss out of us. 😘
 
MrQuitchley said:
Meanwhile you lot languish in league 1 for another season with a manager the large majority of the fan base want out. Your best players (Rhodes and Dembele) will return to their parent clubs and you’ll have to rebuild again.You might want to look a bit closer to home before taking the piss out of us. 😘
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It could be worse just thank feck we don't have the Riddler and Lowe. 😁
 
Chunkylad said:
It would but it’s not the Bridesmaids way is it?

They get all ‘dolled’ up for a big night out and look pretty good upto about 9pm. Then rejections start to happen. Those that showed interest leave and go home early not to be seen until the next night.
Their dancing then starts to look all disjointed and they start blaming it on the music.

By 11pm it’s not looking good at all, arguing with their friends, several trips and falls and surrounded by the wife and her more exciting pals.

By the end of the night she’s crying in the corner on her own and has spent a ton of cash for what was another rubbish and ruined night. Taxi home to stare at that magnolia ceiling and avoid her amorous brother.
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I can’t make my mind up whether like pne or not?🫤
 
Even more interesting is the way Sunderland have imploded since the new year. 37 points from 24 games in 2023, 19 from 22 this year, six points clear of relegation. Something has gone seriously wrong there.
 
MrQuitchley said:
www.dailyrecord.co.uk

The once-popular seaside town now 'like Beirut' as kids walk streets 'barefoot'

This once-popular seaside town in the UK is now the country's worst kept secret, with
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Care to respond to this?
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These articles are too easy, depending on what they're looikg for, given Blackpools status and interest in the place and at times certain factors like increased tourism, crimes from 20 million visitors a year get included for e.g.

It obviously has it's real issues which some have some explanations and are unfair, some are fair, but also upsides than many places with similar issues don't have and also has a lot going on in regeneration. A lot of seaside places have these issues and are dead, whereas Blackpool is the most popular holiday destination in the UK.

You get then all the articles looking for clicks, some it's the worst at something, some it's suddenly the best.

I could post a load about Preston too, infact I have before but only to prove a point, I don't think they're always particularly fair and some things you see across all towns and cities these days.

Some boffin cruches a particular set of numbers or surveys a tiny minority of losers and suddenly you have your article.
 
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Chunkylad said:
It would but it’s not the Bridesmaids way is it?

They get all ‘dolled’ up for a big night out and look pretty good upto about 9pm. Then rejections start to happen. Those that showed interest leave and go home early not to be seen until the next night.
Their dancing then starts to look all disjointed and they start blaming it on the music.

By 11pm it’s not looking good at all, arguing with their friends, several trips and falls and surrounded by the wife and her more exciting pals.

By the end of the night she’s crying in the corner on her own and has spent a ton of cash for what was another rubbish and ruined night. Taxi home to stare at that magnolia ceiling and avoid her amorous brother.
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Is this a eulogy to Big Fat Boo!
 
MrQuitchley said:
Meanwhile you lot languish in league 1 for another season with a manager the large majority of the fan base want out. Your best players (Rhodes and Dembele) will return to their parent clubs and you’ll have to rebuild again.You might want to look a bit closer to home before taking the piss out of us. 😘
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Meanwhile you lot languish in £100m of debt for another season with a manager the majority of the fans want sacked.
Your best player (Liam Millar) will join another Championship club and the £5m you paid for Frokjaer & Osmajic turned out to be a waste of money.
Riis, Browne & Woodman are off as well and you will have to rebuild again
You might want to look a bit closer to home before you think you are in any way safe from bankruptcy and League 2 by 2026.....😘
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:
Meanwhile you lot languish in £100m of debt for another season with a manager the majority of the fans want sacked.
Your best player (Liam Millar) will join another Championship club and the £5m you paid for Frokjaer & Osmajic turned out to be a waste of money.
Riis, Browne & Woodman are off as well and you will have to rebuild again
You might want to look a bit closer to home before you think you are in any way safe from bankruptcy and League 2 by 2026.....😘
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You lot have been predicting the Hemmings are going to pull the plug on funding for years and yet we consistently spend considerably more than you ever single season. We’ve just offered Browne the biggest contract offered in our history, does that suggest we haven’t got money to spend and that we’re on our way to bankruptcy?

Are you thick as pig shit or just a complete liar? Frokjaer a waste of money! 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ There isn’t one north end fan that would suggest he’s been a failure this season, in fact the complete opposite is true. He’s been a great signing and easily one of our better players. Well done on your thorough research on that one… Osmajic has done ok. I’ll judge him at the end of next season. He could only speak very basic English at the start of the season, so it was always going to be difficult for him to hit the ground running.

There’s no suggestions of Riis or Woodman going anywhere either… more made up bullshit.
 
You know Hemmings said PNE will have to become self sufficient by the 2026 season to survive, because he can't keep funding a black hole.
PNE only turnover £12m a year but you need £27m to just cover the basic bills.....Are you thick to think Hemmings will continue to do this?
Every year hemmings has got to find £15m just to keep the doors open, with no chance of a cup, full ground or even play off place.
No wonder he's offering the club to anyone.....even with pretend money

And let's not even start on Agent Ridsdale.......He's the only one that's doing a great job at PNE.....he's my hero....The man who will kill you off
And it's so nice to see that Lowe has worked out so well.......You still doing the Lowecomotion?

100% Browne is off....
They could offer him £1m a week....But he wants to win something....even if it's only £10 on the lottery, it's his only chance.

Frokjaer cost you £2.5m.......He's scored 3 goals....That's £830,000 a goal......Great value
Of course PNE fans wouldn't say he's a failure....but even a dog turd looks the better choice, when it's floating around in pig shit.

Notice you don't mention Miller.....The only bright spark in your whole team where ex- Blackpool player, Brad Potts is considered a good footballer.

And as for Riis and Woodman......Do you fancy a cheeky little bet that one or both of them are gone before deadline day?
You could even make a little profit off of Woodman....but 100% he's off....He's got to think of his career and needs to play for a big club (like) Stoke.

Now pop back to the graveyard and tell them you have just made yourself look like a clown......
 
B_Side_The_C_Side said:
You know Hemmings said PNE will have to become self sufficient by the 2026 season to survive, because he can't keep funding a black hole.
PNE only turnover £12m a year but you need £27m to just cover the basic bills.....Are you thick to think Hemmings will continue to do this?
Every year hemmings has got to find £15m just to keep the doors open, with no chance of a cup, full ground or even play off place.
No wonder he's offering the club to anyone.....even with pretend money

And let's not even start on Agent Ridsdale.......He's the only one that's doing a great job at PNE.....he's my hero....The man who will kill you off
And it's so nice to see that Lowe has worked out so well.......You still doing the Lowecomotion?

100% Browne is off....
They could offer him £1m a week....But he wants to win something....even if it's only £10 on the lottery, it's his only chance.

Frokjaer cost you £2.5m.......He's scored 3 goals....That's £830,000 a goal......Great value
Of course PNE fans wouldn't say he's a failure....but even a dog turd looks the better choice, when it's floating around in pig shit.

Notice you don't mention Miller.....The only bright spark in your whole team where ex- Blackpool player, Brad Potts is considered a good footballer.

And as for Riis and Woodman......Do you fancy a cheeky little bet that one or both of them are gone before deadline day?
You could even make a little profit off of Woodman....but 100% he's off....He's got to think of his career and needs to play for a big club (like) Stoke.

Now pop back to the graveyard and tell them you have just made yourself look like a clown......
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Frokjaer cost us £1.15 you thicko! 🤣 if you’re going to lie at least get somewhere close. Millar is class, but one things for sure we’ve got more chance of signing him than you have your best loan player from last season. #lasherlies

www.deepdaledigest.com

Odense director reacts as PNE complete Mads Frøkjær-Jensen deal

'The whole club should be proud'
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I’m not going to have a go at their recruitment because frankly, it seems better than most of the players we have signed recently.

It did feel like this season was like their one last hurrah to make it to the promised land. At one point it looked like a possibility, but we all know the party tends to fall flat by Easter.
 
MrQuitchley said:
Frokjaer cost us £1.15 you thicko! 🤣 if you’re going to lie at least get somewhere close. Millar is class, but one things for sure we’ve got more chance of signing him than you have your best loan player from last season. #lasherlies

www.deepdaledigest.com

Odense director reacts as PNE complete Mads Frøkjær-Jensen deal

'The whole club should be proud'
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Mate, even by Blackpool standards, this numpty is the dumbest of the dumb.

Constantly makes stuff up yet sounds off as if he’s the font of all knowledge PNE.
 
MrQuitchley said:
You lot have been predicting the Hemmings are going to pull the plug on funding for years and yet we consistently spend considerably more than you ever single season. We’ve just offered Browne the biggest contract offered in our history, does that suggest we haven’t got money to spend and that we’re on our way to bankruptcy?

Are you thick as pig shit or just a complete liar? Frokjaer a waste of money! 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ There isn’t one north end fan that would suggest he’s been a failure this season, in fact the complete opposite is true. He’s been a great signing and easily one of our better players. Well done on your thorough research on that one… Osmajic has done ok. I’ll judge him at the end of next season. He could only speak very basic English at the start of the season, so it was always going to be difficult for him to hit the ground running.

There’s no suggestions of Riis or Woodman going anywhere either… more made up bullshit.
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got half way through that and suddenly had the hilarious thought of the nob end accent behind the words and had to give up reading 😂

“Bus steeertion wanker earnt a! Reet exahhhtin’ wotchin nourrrth end yuh knorr! Even gorra dead lamb ont badge antweh!”
 
MrQuitchley said:
You lot have been predicting the Hemmings are going to pull the plug on funding for years and yet we consistently spend considerably more than you ever single season. We’ve just offered Browne the biggest contract offered in our history, does that suggest we haven’t got money to spend and that we’re on our way to bankruptcy?

Are you thick as pig shit or just a complete liar? Frokjaer a waste of money! 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ There isn’t one north end fan that would suggest he’s been a failure this season, in fact the complete opposite is true. He’s been a great signing and easily one of our better players. Well done on your thorough research on that one… Osmajic has done ok. I’ll judge him at the end of next season. He could only speak very basic English at the start of the season, so it was always going to be difficult for him to hit the ground running.

There’s no suggestions of Riis or Woodman going anywhere either… more made up bullshit.
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Imagine offering a contract to someone who is distinctly beyond ** average. Guess it's like your entire squad. Average. Support. Average. Stadium. Average.

Absolutely nothing at all interesting about Preston North End.
 
SeasideKurt said:
Imagine offering a contract to someone who is distinctly beyond ** average. Guess it's like your entire squad. Average. Support. Average. Stadium. Average.

Absolutely nothing at all interesting about Preston North End.
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As opposed to yours which is shite shite and more shite. Browne would walk into your championship relegation side and you know it.

Name one player that is currently yours that gets anywhere near our starting 11? All have already shown they can’t cut it in the championship or haven’t played above league 1.

Call us beige, vanilla, boring… but the fact is we’ve got a squad of championship players. You’re miles off that right now.
 
MrQuitchley said:
As opposed to yours which is shite shite and more shite. Browne would walk into your championship relegation side and you know it.

Name one player that is currently yours that gets anywhere near our starting 11? All have already shown they can’t cut it in the championship or haven’t played above league 1.

Call us beige, vanilla, boring… but the fact is we’ve got a squad of championship players. You’re miles off that right now.
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Browne would get into the weakest Blackpool central midfield of my lifetime. Well done to him. Is he beyond average? Yes.

All of what you said is true yes.

But it’ll never change you have a ** boring unambitious football side who play a wank brand of football.

I’d take my last 20 years as a Blackpool fan over yours. Any day of the week.
 
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