Good to see you come in from the dark mateFollowing the recent debate on Chizzy's dubious credentials for informing the football loving pubic of the whereabouts of the football on the pitch, I've decided to try to just enjoy it for what it is. Looking forward to tonight's gems from the Partridgevault
I ran out of options my friend!Good to see you come in from the dark mate
He sounded distinctly awkward when Brett questioned whether the Oystons would have helped Eastbourne financially.We should have a game of Chizzy Bullsit Bingo
It’s a good job Chisnall doesn’t work for the FA
He'd be right down the road! There again he mixes up all the white players too
He'd be right down the road! There again he mixes up all the white players too
BifocalsHe has mixed up Mitchell and Dougal, well they are both blonde!
Ideal BBC employee. Literally doesn't see colour, following the guidelines to a teeHe has mixed up Mitchell and Dougal, well they are both blonde!
Agree to a degree Levi, he was coasting a bit there. Don't worry, I'm sure there will be gems a'plenty to come this halfTBH thought it was a rather poor first half from Chizzy not really any strong Chisnallballs to speak of. I’m sure he’ll improve in the second half!
I'm banking on a "sinister" - in the context of something that is not remotely sinister.I need "High wide and not so handsome" for a full house
It was never in doubt Levi - plus you've had a sighing Garner reference and innovative use of "bu bu bu bu bu" - whatever that's supposed to meanChizzster upping the tempo now, some great footy cliches bouncing between him and Brett now!
Oldies but goodiesPut your laces through it.
All hail the master"New balls please" - could be time for the return of "Nadal" - oh, and a bonus "legally". Chizz costing home now
"New balls please" - could be time for the return of "Nadal" - oh, and a bonus "legally". Chizz costing home now
That was a classic....."Do you ever win a game involving a ball when it bounces" - Fcking cryptic.
'Kin ell! I missed that one completely. Still - better to have 1.75% of a loaf than none at all.Of course he can’t put in a great performance every game, and perhaps I’m being a little naive when hoping he will ever perform better again this season than that incredible 1-1 draw against Crewe!
Seconds to go.Chizzy: “Looks like half a loaf each Brett, err, or it would have been when it was still 2 points for a win!“
Brett: or “1.75 points in fractions!”
Absolutely amazing! Unforgettable.
I’ve never really paid much attention to commentators prior to the Chizzy love in.I think he's quite amusing and him and Brett. Whilst there may be other combos more professional etc, they are part of the bfc setup.
People like to moan but its quite funny when the phrases roll out.