Best advice you have ever been given

[Ruperthoop]

For me it went something like-" if you cannot do anything about it then let it go. Never be a prisoner to things you cannot change." Saw this advice repeated today to others and was reminded how much it had in the past helped and comforted me.

 

[dodgy_surname]

Make sure your first fart of the the day is sat on the bog!

 

[Lala]

“Never mud-wrestle with a pig.” “You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it!”

 

[Lala]

Make sure your first fart of the the day is sat on the bog!

 

[Whitstabletangerine]

Last day at school the headmaster gave a speech, try not to get involved in discussing politics, religion and women. ( it was a boys school) after all).

 

[911_Kirky]

from My Dad. ‘Money can only be spent once’ ‘spend a bit and save a bit’

 

[Wizzerboy]

“Never mud-wrestle with a pig.” “You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it!”

 

[TSSeasider]

On public speaking.

"Be sincere, be brief, be seated."

 

[Tangerinemoss]

Put your shoulders back, put a smile on your face, and go for it.

 

[Walnut]

You can only do your best

 

[FessParker]

Don't read any posts from 62 years and counting.....

 

[EagleDay]

Everything that I've ignored.

 

[Shandypants]

Young bull says to his dad "look dad there are 6 cows in that field, let's run down and shag one".
"No son let's walk down and shag them all"

 

[GTFsTwinBrother]

Last day at school the headmaster gave a speech, try not to get involved in discussing politics, religion and women. ( it was a boys school) after all).

I got given somewhat similar advice many years ago. If you want to keep your friends dont discuss politics, religion or sex.

 

[Fatboy]

Don’t eat Yellow Snow.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Always press the button when you pull the handbrake.

When in doubt, buy the Japanese one.

Don't smoke anything that doesn't smell right.

 

[Seaside Aggro]

“Get off AVFTT, it’s full of crackpots”

 

[Tangerinemoss]

“Get off AVFTT, it’s full of crackpots”

 

[Lala]

“Get off AVFTT, it’s full of crackpots”

 

[Hertsseasider]

I know you love Spurs but take in a Blackpool game

Uncle Norman 1983.

 

[Davepick]

Not necessarily given to me, I always think that the one I like best is,
'To thine own self be true'.
If you can't follow that then there's no hope for you.

 

[Limechase]

Two most important words

Please, & Thank you


OK its 3 then..

 

[Bottle]

My Dad told me, after I made a bit of a costly mistake at work, “Don’t worry about it, nobody will care in 100 years time”

These days I don’t think anyone gives a toss after a day or so to be honest, and any mistakes I make just cost me!

 

[Suddickbender]

Be very careful what you wish for !

 

[Lala]

Always trust your gut instinct

 

[dodgy_surname]

Waste not
Want not

 

[Bisphamtang]

Recently on retirement
Retire in the summer when days are longer
Get a hobby
Avoid TV until 6pm everyday

 

[CAGU]

Young and broke is much better than old, wealthy and ill
Unfortunately I now resemble the latter part!

 

[Davepick]

Wise advice given to me by my 1st wifes' Grandma.
' Never let the sun set on a quarrel'.

Obviously didn't work that time.

 

[Ping Pong]

Never trust an Oyston!

 

[Wizzerboy]

Both from my Nan, a great woman who knew how to live her life.

Buy cheap, buy twice.

Make the most of every day you've got, this is not a dress rehearsal.

 

[Goldfinger]

If they're all the same price get a biggun.

 

[Lala]

If they're all the same price get a biggun.