ALBERT EINSTEIN
Einstein, the renowned German nucleur physicist, from the Thirties and Forties of the 20th Century, is often credited with postulating the following, and I quote: 'The true definition of madness is repeating the same action, over and over, hoping for a different result.'
I hope I'm not reading too much into this, but is there anyone else out there who thinks the great man may well have unwittingly described the sort of conduct and behaviour we have rather come to expect from a certain high-ranking professional sporting figure associated with a somewhat run-of-the-mill, seen-better-days football club, located on the Gold Coast of the UK's most cherished destination for domestic holidays and excursions, namely the county of Lancashire.
Although Albert Einstein's existance rather predates the time Critch was put on this Earth, given the famous words I've quoted above, I can't help wondering to myself whether the German scientist didn't have some kind of premonition of the emergance of the strange being who would come to walk among us, and who would go on to cause great consternation amongst the fans of the aforementioned football club with his continuing insistance that they adhere to a paticular game-plan for all the away fixtures they were listed to play for the 2024/5 domestic football season, and which simply resulted in a continuing downturn in the team's fortunes for all games played away from home.
Perhaps, in my desparation, I'm looking to make somekind of tenuous link-up here to account for something I am simply struggling to explain. Maybe I'll only truly get to the bottom of all this if I was to make a direct appoach to the man himself, but I don't hold much hope ... Because, as was previously intimated by no less a figure that the father of the nuclear age, perhaps he's touched by madness.