Recent content by SeasideTerrier

We need to get him a fork lift truck so he can try and trap that bag of cement.

Nothing new here. Knobbers lose at home on a Monday to see a club promoted.

Franchise Buttler

2.3 Within the site adjacent to Blackpool Road and the local geen space, Moor Park is the Deepdale Swamp, an irregular resting place for the lesser-brained Cha's and Carbrini-crested fookwhites. Recommend acceptance of the plan on historical grounds as there is no need for play-off provisions...

Good job the Chismeister not commentating on England in the second half,, "Number 4 passes to number 7, oh erm and a player of this parish wearing number 8 moves forward..."

Redacted Version Dear PGML About ***** Saturday. The REf was a %^*%&*% $£%^$& you made a *&^&%$*( ^*G appointing him Your ^%**)&) sincerely TT Oh and did you &&%*£ know, 1966_and_t%at is a right 'that'

Probably down to the duffers at the FA being clueless. You can imagine it THE PANEL Next Case - Jordan Rhodes RED card Duffer 1: "Oh, he's a decent chap, model professional. Over 700 games, played for Blackburn Rovers (founders of our glorious league), formerly of Middlesbrough (formerly known...

Old Catweazle spent a fair few bob on youngsters don't forget.

Home chant to Arse fans should be, "How shit must you be, you've not scored for 5 mins..." Blades season tickets could work out at £1 for every goal seen this season.

Lets all hypothesise about a player revolt, or on being subbed, CJ telling him "should have kept Apter and sent me to Tranmere" Or maybe he just saw Phil in the crowd and thought sod that.

CJ's impression of the being the centreline touch flag was imperious, He never moved.

I had a clear view from where I was sat - mind you the bloke next to tends to miss a fair bit :)

Yet more carping on...

He's up for being the Rep for 'Megsons Firestick Fans' - largely based in Hednesford...

Think I might relaunch it for the European market, "Super League" bar. Juve and Barca amongst others will be interested