Recent content by Captain Sensible

All these years and I’d never guessed. I bet other dogs can’t type as well as border collies either.

Kingscote was my home ground in the early 90s and, as you say, there was dog shit everywhere. Our manager used to use a stick to remove it, he must have had to deal with around 5 or 6 piles a time. No way I could have done it 😆 Edit to add: I don’t think poo bags had been invented then hence...

Words are meaningless And forgettable…

Goldfinch?

“vibrant orange colour scheme” 🙈

This for me too although the decision was usually made at 2am on the morning of the game after 6 hours of drinking.

Wow, that was incredibly clever and very cutting. Whenever I read your posts I always picture the “I’m considerably richer than yow” character from Harry Enfield. Do you look like him?

I think it’s more that he wants all the money going to shareholders and not the workers.

What are these issues facing motorists in London?

Stupid is as stupid does 🤷‍♂️

Looking back it was fairly predictable for the lovable old buffoon.

Interesting, I’ll look out for that 👍

I'm interested what makes you think he may be up his own arse? In the book he bigs himself up at times but I think that he more than balances it out with a lot of humility, self-deprecation and downright taking the piss out of himself and he comes across as having a lot of self-awareness. I'm...

I wanna be yours, John Cooper Clarke’s autobiography. Funny and bleak in equal measure but fascinating as he’s had an incredible life and very well written as you’d expect from a real wordsmith. The best bit so far was when he was housesitting in Amsterdam, looking after deliveries and...